Mike,
That was a close one.
Too close for comfort.
I was helping a lady friend test her blood sugar, and I got tongue
tied (that's happening quite a bit lately), and said "Let me go ahead
and prick you". :P
I started laughing (she did as well), as I groaned "I need to
rephrase that". <G>
While she's technically "engaged", she and I are great friends, and
I'm "her shoulder to cry on". So, we kiddingly flirt with each other,
but know it's all in fun. She has a lot of problems (don't we all??!!),
but I help get her out of her depression and funk, with telling her some
rather raunchy jokes.
I took her, her significant other, and myself to a Christmas Dinner
a few days before Christmas last year, at a local restaurant. I had
a wardrobe malfunction (the belt broke) as we gave each other a hug
embrace, and my pants flew south for the winter. :P I was so red faced,
and she was laughing so hard, that she about peed on herself!! After
lunch, she gave me a big kiss, and said "Thank you so much, for giving
me such a wonderful day". :)
I was talking to a female ham radio operator the other day after a
traffic net, and I believe she's totally blind. Apparently, she has
to also fight depression, attitude funk, etc. -- as do so many folks
in the world. Folks have told me that "I'm a funny individual", and
I tell them that "if I don't inject humor into things, I would be
crying constantly".
I've been spending too much time on Facebook, and trying to spend
more time with amateur radio, and the BBS.
Speaking of amateur radio, another "blooper" was in talking about electronics...such as noting a resistor on a schematic diagram. Yet, I
got tongue tied, and got them backwards...saying "a schematic on a
resistor". That must be one big-@$$ resistor. <G>
Daryl, N5VLZ
... Nervous Groom: "Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride??".
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